Christmas Beatings: Santa Baller and the Holiday Raptors

She wanted mild sauce, I got fire instead. Christmas with your waifu is always fun.

So yes it is that time of year yet again. Christmas, the present holiday. This year I got my usual money. What will I do with it? Who knows... yet. Steam sales are going on right now, lots of good shit. Cool Homestuck merchandise is out too. So I have lots of choices of shit to get. I got to partake in the annual Christmas beating of Wombo. Which is basically me just beating him up in the name of Christmas . Got to see family members and what not, take part in the Christmas with your waifu shit, as seen in the above picture. My grandma watched me play QWOP for a minute, she was busting up laughing every time I fell over. Over all this holiday has been fun. I wish there were some other people that could have made it, but shit has still been pretty cash.

I have the last episodes of Penguindrum and Idolm@ster waiting to be watched. I will finish them in the next couple of days and then write some reviews on them. I finished Wakfu season 1 too, might review that as well. Eva is fucking adorable, just saying. Might actually watch some of this new season of anime, but I need to watch fall still, there were a couple shows I actually wanted to watch but didn't due to laziness.

Got some cool shit coming up in the new year, like next Fanime. That should be cool. I'm supposed to go hang out with Lathy at some point, I don't know if I'll survive with how moe she is. Yelling at Wasted is always planned, I will definitely do some of that. Hopefully I'll get to hang out with Eishi too, but will the world survive with both of our awesome in one place? We'll find out. Katawa Shoujo comes out on the 4th so I will be playing that too. More adventures and whatnot, should be a fun year.

So now I'm gonna go spend time with my family, and my internet family, and have a ballin' ass time. So too all ya'll out there, have a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza (whatever the fuck that is) and Festivus, and a ballin' ass new year.

Until next year,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand

PS: I started this post last night, but some very VERY interesting things started happening in /mabi/chat, so let's just say I was a bit distracted. It would have been longer, but that distraction kinda warped my thought process.

Koizumi's Adventures in being poor.

Alright this one definitely isn't going to be a long post. It seems that my wisdom teeth need to be removed, I'm probably going to get just the bottom ones removed since one of the top ones are already in and the other might be too dangerous to remove. That's all gonna be tomorrow. Also as I was trying to drive back home from my mom's house, my car decided to take a shit on me which is fun. It's in the shop at the moment and I'm waiting until tomorrow to for them to tell me what's wrong with it. So yeah, both of those are going to cost me a shit ton of money, which I don't have being that I'm still unemployed, which in tern means higher credit card bills. All kinds of fun stuff. (Remember if any of you are really friendly generous rich people who feel like giving money away I have that donation button on the side there, not that I actually expect anyone to use it.)

As for the voice acting thing, I think my odds of making it to the second round are actually pretty high, which makes me excited. I think it'd be really fun to do a voice in a Homestuck video game. Then Thursday is Thanksgiving, which hopefully my mouth will feel better enough to eat by then. It's ok if it doesn't, I really don't like turkey much anyway.

So yeah, that's the good and bad of recent shit. I'll get some fun stuff up soon hopefully, I'm playing Skyrim and am going to do an in depth review on it for me and Wasted's new review blog (link in the sidebar even though we don't have anything up yet, but hopefully once Skyrim is done we will pump things out faster). And even though I'm becoming even more broke, at least I have this really cute schoolgirl Terezi picture.

Back to killing dragons,
Koizumi

Adventures in vocal chord manipulation.

So yeah, this post probably wont be too long, then again hopefully I'll start posting more often on here, which that itself should cut down on post lengths. Oh well whatever, I'm sure ya'll will enjoy it either way.

As you have most likely noticed, there is someone in this Terezi picture, and that is my patron troll himself, Sollux Captor. Now the only reason I picked an image with him in it this time, besides him being my patron troll and this image is awesome and greatly expresses my love of justice, I happen to have given voice acting my first shot like yesterday. There is this HS fighting game some fans are working on and they wanted some voice actors. Well voice acting is something a billion people have been telling me I should give a shot so I finally said "Fuck it" and gave it that shot. Why pick Sollux though? Honestly he seemed the most fun to try, plus being my patron troll kinda helped a little. Plus he's a cool dude, what can I say. I am going to try to do more shit like this as much as I can, but for now I hope this entertains you guys enough.

SO HERE IT IS (and too keep this blog post short), KOIZUMI'S VOICE ACTING DEBUT!
Enjoy.

It's candy night, don't be a babby.

As much as I would have loved to have a custom Halloween picture, this cute picture of Terezi dressed as a dragon will have to suffice. Hell maybe I'll still get a custom picture made, I'll ask Eishi if she'll do it for me. It might cost me a few lashings, but I think it will be worth it, and then I can put it on the next post.

So yes, it is Halloween. That means a shit ton of candy the next few weeks. Too bad I won't feel like eating any, I don't feel like eating much at all, but I'll get to that later. What are you guys dressing up as? Or are you just sitting at home in normal clothes? I myself am wearing just normal shit, but I guess you could say I look like an extremely half-assed human Equius, but that's just normal clothes to me. Fanime is my big costumed event each year, so Halloween doesn't get that much effort put into it.

Anime time now! I'm still watching Penguindrum, and I need to catch up on other stuff I want to watch. New season started but I haven't started anything. I am tempted to watch Un-Go, and some of the new seasons to shit I've already watched, like Shana. It just all comes down to doing it. Also the K-On! movie is getting closer and closer, so I'm pretty excited about that too. I will definitely watch that.

I've been playing a shit ton of games this past month. Me and Jow got to the end of Gears 3 but that shit is so fucking annoying and hard that we can't be assed to finish it. Played a shit ton of San Andreas Multiplayer with Wasted and his vent, that caused a lot of wacky adventures to ensue. Oh that's right I was supposed to link this image I made, one sec... HERE IT IS, this is just a sample of the wacky adventures we've been partaking in. I've also semi-learned to play mahjong. I say semi-learned because despite being given a guide on how to play I said fuck it and refused to read it. Instead I just jumped right in and started playing. This of course lead to other amusing antics... SUCH AS THIS. Yeah, Wasted wasn't as pleased with this image. Jow bought Dark Souls, I still need to start playing that, should be fun though. I got Dungeon Defenders, which I'm really enjoying, I want to make a full conversion for it though based on Homestuck, just because it seems so fitting as a conversion.

Speaking of Homestuck, the end of act came out a few days ago, and I was fucking blown away. I know it seems bad that Homestuck is starting to get it's own section on my blog, but it really is that good. Seriously, it's like, "this is everything I've wanted to read ever." As much shit as I gave it, I feel this is fitting to give it a section in my blog, kinda like an apology. Sorry Homestuck, I was an asshole to you, you didn't deserve it. Just like you don't deserve that group of fans that spits in buckets. God that shit is gross. You all should die. Literally die.

Ok, so now the part were I talk about people, and other random shit that doesn't involve anime video games, or comics. Me, Chopz, and Tiny and drive to SF for a Skrillex concert. Drive is confusing but eventually get there and meet up with Shizu. Go in, enjoy the fuck out of the concert. However by doing so I lose my voice and throw out my neck and lower back. Saturday is recovery, voice comes back fine, neck is killing me and so is back. I also have no idea where my neck brace is, which I should probably have been wearing. Sunday, back is fine now, neck still hurts, sit back and relax all day. Today, feel completely better, well neck is a little stiff, but not in pain, talk to people online a bit, now sit here and make a blog. If I type anymore at this point it will just start being the beginning of the entry and we'd just wind up entering an endless recursion of time. So that's that for that shit.

And I guess over all this is really all of it for the entry I can't really think of much anything else to add, and if I think of anything else it will most likely be saved for next the blog entry. So I'll catch all ya'll later. Till next time.

The McRib is back,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand

I don't want to go through October without an update.

I didn't want to skip a whole month of updates but I haven't had much time to update lately. I promise I will get a full update in soon and it should be quite a humorous one too. As for now though I'll just leave this picture of Terezi here. Terezi is pretty damn perfect. Blind girls are moe as fuck too.

Alright then, until a real update,
Koizumi

I guess it's just that time again.

I guess in keeping in tradition of making posts when I don't sleep, it is time for another one of my wonderful blog posts. I understand it might be shocking to see a picture of someone who is not my waifu, or Aki, or some form of Koizumi(both Itsuki and/or myself crudely drawn in mspaint.) but I just really felt like posting a picture of Terezi. No, I'm not writing her name with the stupid numbers in it, and as for why her, I'll get there in a moment.

So I got some cool shit coming up in like a month. Like a concert with Chopz, Tiny, and Shizu, that should be pretty boss. (If you hadn't noticed yet I'm getting the IRL shit/part where I talk about people you don't know taken care of first. Because I feel like it.) Also at some point I'm going to be staying at another friend of mine's house for like a week at some point. She really wants to hang out with me so I said "why not" and it'll be around her birthday anyways so that is convenient. I've somehow survived my bill paying, so now I gotta see how much longer I can make it being that I'm still jobless, but then again that's still mostly my fault on account of laziness. Also, I keep getting comments on this blog about WOW!scans shit. I don't really appreciate it since this was always supposed to be about non-WOW!scans shit, I understand you are trying to get a hold of stuff and Yamada, but I know he reads the WOW!scans emails and bugging me won't get that stuff to you any quicker. All that would happen is I'd wind up telling him something he's already read, I don't have access to the raws so I can't somehow make scans of them appear, your best bet is to keep trying the email that's really all I can say, but then again if anyone who is looking for WOW!scans shit comes here, I doubt they will actually read this, they will just see activity on my page and leave a comment asking me for bullshit. Well that's my whole rant on that issue. One last non-entertainment comment, my backspace key keeps falling off, and that's a pain in my ass, being that I use it quite often.

Vidya time! So I played a bit of Ranked in LoL with my vent crew, 6 wins 1 loss so far. Not bad if I do say so myself, but our rank has dropped what with not playing much, but I've had other stuff to play too... like Dead Island! Yeah herp and myself plowed through DI pretty quick, but it sure is a fun ass game, and I'm pretty sure we are going to play through it again soon. Other than that, I just got Gears of War 3, shit is ballin' as fuck. Me and Jow barely started it, but I can't wait to play more. In my eyes it's the Xbox's best franchise, fuck Halo (even though I do enjoy halo as well). Dark Souls is going to be out soon too, FUCK I WANT THAT SO BAD. Also every now and then I play this dumb car game on steam call TrackMania Nations. It's really shitty but I played it with Wasted a while ago and it's so dumb that it's fun. Also I want a PSVita, and I only want it for Gravity Rush, and I only want Gravity Rush because the main character is fucking adorable. So all in all, I want a Vita for a single delicious brown girl.

Alright, I know this is the section most people come here for, which is the anime section, but I really don't have much to say at all this post. I've kinda been falling behind on the shit I'm watching partly because of video games, and the other part I will elaborate on in a minute. I'm still trying to keep up with Penguindrum as much as possible though since I love that show. Also, the OP single comes out soon, I can't wait! Also new the GazettE album soon, but I bet most people don't give a shit about them except me since "lol generic visual kei bullshit."

Ok, so now onto why there is a Terezi picture at the top of my blog. Well I started hanging out again at my old stompin' grounds of /co/, and every fucking time I go there, the fucking Homosuck General thread is always on the front page. Now these faggots are the worst thing to happen to /co/ like ever and I hate them. Yet, I have a good friend IRL who enjoys Homestuck and I just couldn't understand it. You see I had already attempted reading Homestuck once. I made it 200 pages in, was like "holy fuck this is shitty as hell, how can anyone enjoy this?" So I decided one last time, I'd give this shitty comic a shot. Note this was my 4th attempt to read it. Well, for the past week, I've marathoned Homestuck, all like 4000+ pages of it. It was awesome. Like it feels so weird saying it, but it really was one of the most enjoyable reads I've had in a LONG time. Now don't get me wrong 95% of the fanbase is still THE WORST FANBASE EVER, and holy fuck I still hate going to conventions knowing I'm going to see a bunch of hyperactive fangirls and... ugh landwales in Homestuck cosplay, but I really do enjoy the series. Which leads to why Terezi is the pic for this blog post, because by god she is awesome, and an adorable fucking blind girl. Like her, Dave, WV and Tavros. They are my favorite characters. If I had to complete a whole top 5, ummm maybe Vriska or Sollux not too sure. I do highly recommend reading Homestuck though, but it comes with warning, you may find it really shitty at the beginning, and if you actually do make it into the story, you won't want to stop reading, and like I said, it's a long read.

Well, I guess that is enough for this blog, I'll try to get some more anime in by the next post, so that that section isn't as shitty. As for right now though, I have some errands to run followed by Gears 3 and maybe a nap at some point.

So until next time...NO I DON'T WANT TO- fine I'll do it.

UNT1L N3XT T1ME P4LS!!!
KO1ZUM1 >:]

(That was really, REALLY fucking gay.)

Mawaru Koizumidrum

You know, I was all pumped and ready to blog, but then I was like, "What image should I use for this post?" It took me damn near fifteen minutes of looking through all my pictures of my waifu and of Aki before I remembered that I made this image and it is fucking amazing.

Alright, I guess first I should talk about WOW!scans, because I'm sure some people (i.e. the 2 people that bother too look at this blog) are wondering why the hiatus happened in a far more in depth description from my point of view. Well, we are all lazy fucks. Okay it's not that, like Yamada said, he was tired of managing shit and I don't blame him. As for me however, I was to the point where the only series we had that I had any interest in working on any more was Prunus Girl. I tried recruiting more people so I could get more projects pushed onto others so I can do Prunus Girl and have that be it, but the typesetters we had either all disappeared or didn't want to do work at all, not to mention I got NO REPLIES WHATSOEVER when it came to trying to recruit more people. Either way now with us not doing shit officially I don't have to worry about working on shit I don't want to work on, however I don't get to work on Prunus Girl anymore either (not to mention I kinda have distaste towards the group that just took it over, being that when you come to me under the guise that you want to help out and it turns out you just want to take over everything on the one project I enjoy working on and tell me how I should do my fucking job it's kind of rude and honestly pisses me off, but I don't get a say in who takes over the shit we were working on so I guess it doesn't matter). So I guess that ends (for now) my run in the scanlation buisness, I still kinda want to work on Manyuu Hikenchou, but that would involve trying to find an interested translator.

Moving on, if you haven't noticed by now, I have added some shit on the side bar pertaining to my ventrilo server. I'm trying to manage it from here now since I was kinda sloppy with it for the past few months, but now I have a fancy donation button there and a nice little status thingy to show off my rooms and the people I drag in there. I'm happy with these new side bar thingies. Also, that's what makes today's picture related. Someone suggested comments about shit that happens in vent, and, well, this is what came of it. I may do more at some point, I made for a good laugh.

Anime this season has been good, but I keep falling behind. Penguindrum, fucking penguindrum has to be one of my favorites if not my favorite this season. I love everything about it, especially the soundtrack. It is literally too good. Mayo Chiki is fun, so is BakaTest S2. I am really enjoying iM@S, KamiMemo, and Dantalian too. There are other shows I've wished to watch this season but just haven't found the time to sit down and actually watch all of them, or finish some of the other shows I've started and need to finish such as Kaichou wa Maid-sama which is fucking brilliant and DogDays, which is really dumb but for some reason highly enjoyable. Manga I need to catch up on some I believe, but reading wise I've been catching up on shit in the Marvelverse, because holy shit American comics are so much more satisfying plot progression and pacing wise. I caught up on Deadpool and X-Force. The X-men, ummm, I guess "event" you would call it, "Second Coming" was sooooooooooooooo fucking good, holy shit I was so entertained the whole way through. The action and drama was wonderful and hell at one point I damn near cried. Good shit man.

Ok I guess I'll move on to the League of Legends section of my blog, because everyone knew that was coming. Recently me and my ventrilo buddies have been deeply into watching Team SoloMid play. A lot of us got up early in the morning just to watch them play in IEM because this team is full of a lot of out favorite players. I am also trying to get all these geeks in my vent to start living the Reginald lifestyle of doing push-ups, drinking Jack, and then playing some LoL. Let's see how that goes. I've picked up Malz recently, he may just be the most fun fucking champ I've ever played. I seem to do really well with him and he really makes me feel like that 6300 IP was a smart investment. Played against a Riot employee today (which by today I mean yesterday because of my fucked up sleep schedule) too. That was really cool. Is it bad that as soon as I saw a Riot employee I knew I was going to win? Oh well, either way I guess I just gotta keep on keepin' on with Malz and my plan to learn some more AP champs since I seem to really enjoy mid lane. Maybe, if I do enough push-ups, I'll cosplay Malz next Fanime instead of Jax. It doesn't really matter I'd have fun wearing both of those, but I think I'd have more fun doing Jax's voice.

Now for the section where I talk about people none of you know, but I know and I will talk about them as if you know. Lathy appeared again on MSN and this made me very glad. She also confirmed that she will be at Fanime next year which also made me once again very glad. Smochi told me that Hakane missed me, so i logged on Skype and sent her a message, but haven't heard back yet. Wow, I can't really think of much else to type at the moment, I'm fucking out of it then again I think my body wants to sleep now. Even though I will most likely goof around a bit more, or tend to this cut on my leg that I've been ignoring for the past hour or so, or switch my LoL login screen to female Malz instead of female Ez (wait, Ez isn't already a female? Bullshit.).

Yeah I think I'm going to end it here, my brain isn't braining good no more, not to mention I feel as though I typed a good amount this post. I will try to update more often. I do enjoy doing this. So until next time true believers.

Buckle Up,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand

COFFEE!

I'm drinking coffee right now with no sleep. I will try to fix my sleep schedule by doing this, as dumb as that sounds. Also, since I'm on no sleep, please forgive me if my writing is even worse than it usually is.

I haven't updated this recently, but I guess I can fill you guys in on what I've been doing.

I went to AX early last month, met up with the gg fansubs crew and my bro Maleros. That was pretty ballin'. It's also neat when Koda introduces you as her stalker, good times. I got an awesome free niconico shirt while I was there and a Tsuruya Nendoroid. She's my first Nendo so when I opened her I was very excite. There was also some good cosplay there. Like some cool LoL cosplay, a decent Revy (although no one can top Omi Gibson), and a hot fucking Anko. God damn, Naruto is pretty damn shitty, but Anko is hot as fuck, and so was that cosplayer. Only sad thing is that while I was down south in Eishi's territory, she was up north in mine. One day we will hang out and have crepes, I swear it!

Then a bunch of nothing happened. Then some birthdays in my family happened.

Then after that, like a little over a week ago, I went to San Francisco with Count and Tiny. We met up with Shizu and had a ballin' ass day. Had takoyaki as usual when I go out there. Then a few days ago I went with Tiny and her friend to X-Fest. It's some big 21+ block party shit where there is all kinds of beer and music. That was pretty cool plus I mean I went there with girls so that makes it good in itself. Well, except for that part where this train of land whales tried to get between me and the women I was with and I was like "Fuck no!" and push my way back to where I was. Then the day after that, Shizu came out this way and hung out at my house with me, Count and Tiny. We went and had food and then came back and played a shit ton of Apples to Apples, which if you haven't played it, it's a ballin' ass game.

Been playing a lot of LoL lately since herp started playing again and since he likes having me on his team. I will most likely be doing shit this coming weekend too, since I've been doing things like every weekend. Who knows what adventures I may have.

Also Smochi is a baka, just sayin'.

Pic even more related than usual being that it's not only my waifu, but my waifu and my seiyuu waifu in one pic.

Drilldrill day is everyday Koizumi!

Drilldrill is boss as fuck. Yes, I know this is a short blog post, just wanted to give a shout out to my homie though.

Aki-chan is always related.

Of Fanime, Japantown, Fiestas, and the Day of my Birth

So Fanime was nutty, and by nutty I mean NUTTY! The con itself was kinda lame, but as for the people I got to hang out with the whole weekend, they were quite the ballin'. Touhou panel was cool though, and the Yoshiki Q&A would have been better if I got an autograph, but no, a bunch of fucking landwhales who probably don't even give a shit probably got autographs from a "KaWAiI irl biShi xD." Fucking whores, that was my autograph and you stole it from my drumstick. I bought a ton of shit, like the first K-On! blu-ray, that was pretty cool. I ate a lot of pizza. We all watched the BakaTest OVAs, that was fun. Definitely trying to get more people to come next year, should be really fun.

We went back to both of my houses. Then when every one split up, after I dropped herp off at the airport, me and holic spent the day in Japantown. That was pretty cool, we had takoyaki, drank C.C. Lemon, and we had crepes too. It was like we were really in Railgun. Mine had bananas.

The annual Fiesta that happens in my hometown happened again as usual. My mom had a huge BBQ, despite the rain. I never really went to the festival besides the first night when I hung out with my friend who I hadn't seen in ages. Other than that, I stayed indoors and ate the leftover BBQ. I love hamburgers.

Lastly, my birthday is in two days. All I want for my birthday is to be independently wealthy, but I highly doubt that will happen. I've been short on money since Fanime, so I guess just the ability to make it through these next couple months monetarily or get a good job would be good gifts as well. Oh well, I'm sure I'll find a way to have fun in two days. Happy Birthday to me.

Here's some more of the shit I bought:

Fanime Swag

Enough of this shit,

I'm out.

We drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud.

So I went and watched Thor a few hours ago. I want to drink with that guy, he's pretty boss. I can't sleep now, even though I would like to. Plus there is supposed to be someone coming to fix the air conditioner I think, so I should be awake when they get here. Fuck I could use me some Odin-sleep.

Got fired from that job I hated, oh well I can get another. Hopefully this time one that will actually pay me money worth working for. I'd assume most people would feel bad after getting fired, but me I feel relieved, I don't have to deal with that bullshit anymore. Plus I still have enough money to do what I want at the end of this month and possibly a little into next month too.

I'm trying to watch everything I want to this season, I will try to use today to catch up I think. I'm watching a lot though. I enjoy everything I'm watching, especially gg's subs for Hidan no Aria. Speaking of gg, I'm trying to get a LoL game of fansubbers vs scanlations going. Koda told me to give her a date and time, so I just need to figure when would be good, I also need to make a reservation to play a game on her team, since she's more popular than I am and more people want to play with her. I also need to train kusion, so that way he's not bad and Koda can't pick on him.

As for next season however, I am excited for BakaTest S2, and Manyuu Hikenchou. Manyuu Hikenchou is about boobs and ninjas. Those are like two of my most favorite things so I have no choice but to love it. I went to go read the manga, but only 1 chapter was ever translated. I have the first 4 volumes of raws on my computer, I thought about trying to sneak them into the WOW!scans shit to do. Then again I don't think Yamada would like it much if I started putting people to work on NinjaBoobs without his consent. I still might give it a shot, never hurts to try. Nishishishishi.

Fanime is getting ever so closer. It will be here before I know it, I can't wait. Lots of people I want to hang out with are coming, although there are some people who can't make it that I wish could (Like Dom, Eishi, Bear-kun, and Lathy... and Smochi, even though Smochi could totally come if it wasn't for that severe case of being shy). Despite not being able to have everyone I want there though, it should still be a blast.

Well I guess this post shall be no where near as wordy as last time, don't have too much to bitch about besides like personal drama bullshit that I don't even want to go into on here. So I wont. I can just leave it with all this good stuff going. I went with a picture of my waifu for this post, because I adore her, plus I really couldn't think of anything else to post picture wise and I wasn't just going to leave it without a picture.

So until next time,
make your ancestors proud my friends.

Of general threads, excitement, animus, and Aki

Alright, let me get my fucking rant out of the way first, and then we can continue with good things. General threads are shit, and if you disagree with me you are a fucking retard and the reason that /a/ is getting worse and worse each day. Now here is some arguments and my responses to each.

1. You just hate them because you don't like the anime: Wrong, I'm a huge fucking K-ON fan and the K-ON general thread is one of the most retarded shit holes on /a/. Same with Strike Witches general. Raildex isn't too bad but that one I actually do have a personal grudge against being that it's existence caused two of my most favorite posters to stop posting on /a/.

2. It cleans up the front page: No it doesn't when they are always on the god damn front page.

3. Just hide them: Yes because I love most of the front page being hidden so that I can't see anything.

4. You have never even been in the general threads and believe what others tell you: No, this is a stupid argument that people always try to use even though I've been in the general threads on multiple occasions, they are shit and always are shit.

5. You are just a mad tripfag because you can't get attention in the general threads and can't troll them: No, my fucking problem is I can't discuss a show I like without getting nothing but SAGE and "Take it to the general." Can I discuss it there? Fuck no, because there is no discussion and I'm not part of their little general thread club. I'm going to the damn general to listen to them talk about how they want to abduct japanese girls or how some anon could suck his own penis and the others ask him how.

6. Long-term discussion is not defined enough to warrant me taking it to /anime/: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS. IT'S BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH. EVEN AN 8 YEAR OLD COULD UNDERSTAND THIS.

7. The only people who want general threads to go away are newfags who weren't here before them: No, you sir are the fucking newfag and don't belong on /a/. General threads breed a forum mentality of a static thread made for that one series, it completely takes away from the dynamic nature that /a/ has as an anonymous image board and the feeling that got many of us to choose to visit /a/ initially. Now I know some of you will say "Well you're a tripfag that does the same thing." I wear my trip only for two things. Reason one: I enjoy pissing people off and by using a trip I do this automatically, it isn't for attention as most may think, it's because I'm a sick fucking bastard that gets kicks from making people angry. Reason 2: When posting in WOW!scans related threads, it gives people the ability to ask me something specifically if they have a question.

So all in all, if you believe general threads belong on /a/ you are stupid and that is it. That is shit meant for a forum, not my /a/. Faggots. (If any of you have any more arguments against my logic feel free to leave a comment and I will point out why you don't deserve to breath the same air as me.)

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Exicted for Fanime? I sure as fuck am, should be fun to have so many people coming out from across the country to hang out. I wish I could get more people to come, but hell I'm pretty fucking pleased at the planned turnout. Now if only Music Fest could get an awesome fucking band to play. I am highly jealous of the face that Sakura Con gets exist†trace, since I love the fuck out of them.

Winter season of anime is winding down, Index II ended pretty good, could have been better, but the levels of Accelerator pleased me enough. Still waiting on Merry and Gosick to end since I really like them. AND HOLY FUCK KIMI NI TODOKE PLEASED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. So good, so fucking good, especially that last bit between Ryu and Chizuru, since they are my favorite characters. Spring season is starting though, I watched the first episodes of Nichijou and Hanasaku Iroha. Nichijou made me laugh my ass off, I know I'll love this show. The artwork and vocal cast of HanaIro was fucking amazing. I hope the animation stays on that level for the whole season, although it doesn't matter because Aki Toyosaki is in it and as long as I hear her voice I will be happy. Can't wait for The World God Only Knows II and Hiden no Aria to start, fucking Firetruck moe and JC Staff shit. I'm excited for it all!

Now onto Aki. Oh Aki Toyosaki, how I adore you, you are so cute and perfect and I love your voice. The little fang of yours makes me smile every time I see it. It is utterly adorable. Not to mention I get to hear you a lot this season, which makes me oh so happy, and seeing your pictures has helped calm me in these recent bouts of rage because of /a/ at the moment. I love you Aki. However we can never be, despite our similarity in ages, because you are a Japanese Idol and I am but some American asshole on the internet. So I shall sit here and admire you from afar. If I ever do meet you, it will just be brief and me saying something along the lines of "Oh nice to meet you, I'm a fan of your work," nothing more. You will never know the depths of my love for you Aki-chan, but you will always be my seiyu waifu.


Well I think that's enough for now, I should probably get to bed.

Until next time guys, don't be a pussy.

LoL, Fetishes, and other hilarities

So I finally typeset something after being burnt out for a while because of a joint we did. I'm not working on joints anymore, too much of a hassle. I'm also having to pay my student loans with my secret money stash I wanted to save for something special, since for some reason when I tell them, "I don't have the money to make the payment, can I push it back?" they say, "Yeah, but you have to pay to put off the payment." Dumb as fuck, seriously. Well anyway, enough stupid boring serious shit (unless you are some crazy nice rich person out there who wants to pay for my loans, feel free to contact me), let's get onto the fun stuff.

Valentine's/Forever Alone/Together Alone Day happened, shit went better than expected, and I had some fun that day, well, except for the part where I was at work, that sucked. Still, I had a few laughs watched a movie with some /a/nons and friends. I even made it into the V-Day image collection this year (pic related, but don't ask about it) which was nice after getting left out of the Christmas one. Overall had I good time.

League of Legends, "brb pissing in my mouth and wedging my boxers up my ass." Me and the vent crew got back into this game, and even dragged in a couple more players. We have been playing it a shit ton to the point where were lose track of time. Still, it's been a blast, except when we start yelling about the losses though. OR FUCKING BR PLAYERS WHO FOR SOME REASON WANT TO GO BACK TO BUY A FUCKING SCEPTER WHEN WE CAN WIN THE GOD DAMN GAME, I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY HOW GOD DAMN STUPID ARE YOU THE WHOLE TEAM IS DEAD GO FOR THE WIN, NOT BACK TO BUY AN ITEM. I bought the Badger skin for Teemo though, because it's adorable, and I like playing Teemo. I still want to learn Yi though, and Jax. I just need to learn how to play other champs better. "Alright guys, let's make this quick, I have a plane to catch in 10 minutes."

So, the chapter I did was Maid in Japan 5, and in this chapter is a Large Breasted Ojou-sama who urinates on the face of a petite trap maid. I must say, this has been the most hilarious thing I have worked on. I fucking died laughing while doing this, although one laugh was due to a mistake in the script because mosco/yamada didn't notice that they had "incledible" in there instead of "incredible." Good fucking stuff right there.

Well, I guess that really covers what has been going on, I think I've been banned from /a/ too many times in this past month, even though that doesn't stop me. Somehow gets have become funny to most of us, well, maybe Smochi has gone a little too autistic with the gets, and Shizu can't get dubs to save his life. Either way, as fucking dumb as dubs and shit are, they can be fucking funny.

Well until next time guys.

Don't mind me just being a sugoi prince, so hidoi things don't happen to me.

Koizumi's Pimp Hand - Hero of /a/

So I am like the greatest poster on /a/ ever. Always have been, all arguments against this are invalid. If you want proof of this, observe fools:

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/45566143

This thread just shows off how amazing I really am (I'm Morning !ReSCUE2NB, and then I use my normal trip later, there is also proof in the thread that I am both towards the end). I had a lot of fun making it, and a lot of people seemed to enjoy it. I should get some sleep now probably but I'm having fun talking to Taiga about PS3 and whatnot. I think I was starting to get sick but I don't feel it anymore, I must have killed all the germs in my throat with that vodka I put in some apple juice.

>mfw d/c while trying to type this
>:I

That's been happening a lot too, I don't know if I caught Smochi's disconnects or what. Then again everyone seems to have been having bad internet lately. I know Yamada's was fucking up today.

I want May to be here already, Fanime is fun and it looks like I get to hang out with a bunch of /a/ bros while I'm there. If you want to say high to me just look for either Accelerator, a Male version of Ritsu, or a 5'10"ish Portuguese guy in a WOW!scans shirt. I always have fun there and it seems like this year is shaping up to be the best so far.

Shit well I think that's all I really got for now. I had fun typing this up, what can I say. Oh well, until next time...

Ummm I don't have anything as good as I did with the "Keep on Truckin'."

Shit.

So

I'm making this blog thing, and I don't know what to type so I am typing this. It's 3:30 in the morning so I'm not going to be fancy with this or any shit. I guess if you want to know what I'm doing right now I'm playing the shit out of the Index game for PSP. It's ballin' as fuck. Accelerator with Kanzaki assist is what I usually use, but I'm starting to move towards using Accelerator/Kuroko just because it makes me even more overpowered than I should be. I like it though, Kuruko herself is very fun to play, but with my friend Eishi using her as her main I don't want to be biting off her style and what not (Plus I'm an Accelerator whore, deal with it.) So yeah I guess that's all I can really say today, tired from typesetting Prunus Girl 20 today. I should go to bed soon. Gief is two feet away from me saying shit about zombies and football right now, I think we've lost control of our lives.

Keep on truckin'.