Tis the Season to Ball Hard

So, I got myself a little Christmas present with the money I got. Don't worry, I kept enough extra to pay for bills. Plus I passed that interview and now I'm just patiently waiting to see if they pick me off of their approved people to hire list. I really hope they do, I don't want to look for jobs anymore. It's not fun. I got a really fucking awesome jacket from the Empress for Christmas along with my money, and some nice shirts from her sister. I wore them on Christmas and my family didn't believe it was actually me. I guess I should dress nice more often. Also New Years is tomorrow, probably going to hit up a BBQ or something, since Jow is here I'll probably drag him along with me.

Now onto the stuff you like to read, anime. Finished Chuu2Koi and Btooom!! Both were pretty entertaining. All the other shows I'm watching will continue after the holidays, and I'm still waiting on [gg] to finish Jormangand. Well I guess that's all anime news wise.

Video game wise, now that I have a TV in my room I've been playing through stuff on my PS3 and Wii. I finished Skyward Sword yesterday, now my Uncle is trying to play through it before I have to give it back to the Empress, being that it's her game. Then this morning I beat Final Fantasy XIII, now I'm thinking of getting FFXIII-2. We'll see though. I've also got Sengoku Basara  and Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3 to play through. So I have plenty of games to entertain me, but having an RPG would be nice.

Well I guess that's about it for now. Can't think of much else to type. Comics/Homestuck updates might come back in the future, but right now I'm not reading much and Homestuck I'll eventually update thoughts on once more major plot shit happens. So this will be it until next month. Overall though, this final month of the year turned out to be pretty fucking cool. I'm glad the world didn't end, that would have sucked.

-KPH

I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

I saw "Wreck-it Ralph" and it was fucking awesome. In fact that whole day was really fucking awesome. Perhaps dare I say best day ever. It even ended some awesome spicy ramen and with cuddling while watching Medaka Box. Like I honestly can't think of a better fucking day. Well that's my little short story that covers my post title. Now to the shit that all 2 of you want to read.

I'm watching several shows this season, however the best by far is Psycho-Pass. In fact you should go watch it. Like right now. Also watch JoJo, it's good too. SAO is pretty interesting at the moment too. I'm also going through my backlog and trying to finish Amagami SS+. It's kinda hard, I wish I watched it while it was airing, it's one of the few show's that is easier to take once a week instead of all at once, at least for me it is.

Video game wise I've been clearing my backlog too. I just beat Sanic Genitalations. It was pretty fun. I beat Battlefield Bad Company 2 as well. It was ok until towards the end when the game started fucking me over on purpose. I've tried a couple MMO betas recently, Wizardry Online and Hawken, both of which I uninstalled after 20 minutes. MMOs just aren't gripping me the same way as they used to I guess. Well once the english release of PSO2 happens I know I'll be able to play that one. I got Binding of Issac which is really awesome but frustrating. I got Castle Crashers as well, but I'm waiting to play that with Lathy since that will most likely be fun for us to play while relaxing. Persona 4 came out for vita too, which I am going to pick up soon so I get my preorder bonuses. Unless the preorder bonuses are gone, then I'm just gonna cancel and get my money back. I have to wait and get the Vita later though. Since I'm poor.

SPEAKING OF BEING POOR. I have a really important job interview coming up in a little over a week. I hope all goes well, because if I can land this job I will definitely be done with money issues and be able to live happily and semi-stress free.

In Homosuck, the clown got shot a multitude of times and that made me laugh a shit ton. That's about all that's happening though. In other reading news I still keep up on Medaka and TWGOK. They are still good. I'm thinking of picking up something long though to kill time with, and I'm thinking it's gonna be Wan Piss. I've read the other 2 of the big 3, might as well see what makes this one the biggest of the big 3.

Thanksgiving had a lot of food. And that was good. There are still leftovers. Lots.

Alright, well that concludes this months edition of "What the fuck is going on with that asshole Koizumi." Next month will be more shit that will mildly interest you for a couple of minutes.

Gobble fucking gobble,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand

P.S. The picture on this post is Suruga Kanbaru even though I said nothing about the monogataris. I picked her because I fucking can and because tomboys are fucking amazing and if you think differently the fuck you, your opinion is wrong. Deal with it.

Hello, my name is Koizumi d'Pimphandia

And I really do feel like the God King Emperor of this world.

Yes that is my face right now.

Yes, I can't think of anything to type.

Yes, this is going to be the entirety of my October post.

Happy Halloween chumps, I'ma get out of here and go back to feeling fucking awesome.

Peace bitches,

KPH

The best things in life are free.

Man I don't even know what too type. I just know 3 things.

1. I'm really fucking happy.
2. I'm really fucking hungry.
3. Borderlands 2 is game of the year all years.

Ok, so one of my friends owed me some money and was taking his sweet time returning it. So I told him to get me Borderlands 2 on steam, and he instantly did. So far it has been money well spent. This game is fucking fun as shit. I just wish herp had more hours to play since I'm playing through the game with him. Yes, he is "420.let that bong rip" in my sweet image of Moxxi's rack up there. I'm playing through as Zer0, who is fucking awesome. I'm going melee on him and the damage output is incredible. I know sniping on him would be the most damage output in the game, but holy shit running around invisible and one-shotting things with a katana is fucking badass. Also I don't care what people think, the fucking Yu-Gi-Oh reference cracks me up every time. Still this game should be called Moxxi's Gambling Addiction Simulator 2012. I don't know how many hours me and herp have sat in the bar and played slots. I bet it's a lot though.




Other than Borderlands, I beat fucking Persona 3. It was a blast. Still though, 87 fucking hours to beat that game, that's a good RPG. The grind felt kind of tough towards the end, but I managed to plow through it and finish it up. Beat P4A's Arcade mode with everyone and got 100% on story mode. Both of these now have hyped me up for eventually getting Persona 4 the Golden on Vita. Also started playing Crisis Core on my PSP. The fact that it took me this long to play it is fucking shocking. I probably would have beat it by now too, but those fucking Missions. They aren't even necessary, but I feel like I have to do them all.

Ok anime time. Binbogami Ga is fucking great. Go watch it. Sword Art Online is pretty entertaining too. I have other shit I need to catch up on but I have people to shoot and guns to farm. Watched Redline recently with Chopz. That shit was fucking ballin' as fuck. Go watch that too.  Manga wise I've only been reading TWGOK and Medaka Box. TWGOK is still good. Medaka Box I'd usually be complaining about the huge lack of Naze at the moment, but there is a lot of Shiranui so this is acceptable.

My outside life is good. Still poor though, but that's fine. May have a job opportunity coming up soon, or at least I hope. It'd be nice. I don't really know what else to go into with this. I got a punching bag and the bike back. Punching shit is fun and so are bikes. That's about it.

See, this month I didn't wait until the last couple days. Though I did wait towards the end of the month.Well I'll more than likely be back at some point next month to type more things on here for rarely anyone to read.

See Ya'll Next Time,

Koizumi's Pimp Hand

THE CARNIVORE WHO DISCARDED WOMANHOOD

I should be asleep right now, but I'm not, and the month is almost over so I guess it's time to make one of these thingys again.

I keep falling behind on comics and anime do to the fact that I'm busy in "Find-a-Job Hyper Mode" and that I'm easily distracted by wanting to other things. Namely talking to friends and playing video games... so you know what, let's get to the video games.

I'm back on Persona 3 again. Decided I needed to actually beat it, but holy shit the game is fucking long. Maybe I'm just not used to RPGs anymore and I've been ruined by the fact that the average video game takes about 8 hours to beat nowadays. Still though, holy shit I love the game but part of me wants it to end soon. No matter how fast I rush shit, it just doesn't seem fast enough with how dialog heavy it is. Speaking of dialog heavy, (and also related to my picture and this post's title) I picked up Persona 4 Arena. Since I haven't played 4 yet I'm sure some stuff will be spoiled, then again it hasn't really spoiled much so far, at least that I know of. Plus it's a fighting game so it can't spoil too much, even with it's EXTREMELY DIALOG HEAVY STORY MODE. I'm no stranger to dialog in story mode, I mean I love BlazBlue, but holy shit there is a lot of fucking talking and inner monologues in P4A, especially in Yu's story. Now, P4A is by far my favorite fighting game of all time, it has an interesting set up with cool characters and they all have neat move sets, however online mode is frustrating as fuck. People keep fucking disconnecting right when I win so I don't get any credit, and then a bunch of people who are way higher PSR and Rank then me keep challenging me I assume for an easy win, it's getting really annoying. Oh well though, I'll just keep picking Chie and hope that her cuteness will soothe my ever growing rage online.

I'm also trying to find an enjoyable sandbox game to play whenever I'm bored. I really want to play one and I completely regret getting rid of Red Dead Redemption a long time ago. It was really about as good as sandbox's can get, for me at least. I thought Wombo had Saints Row 2 on 360, maybe I'll check after I sleep to see if he actually does have it, and I might borrow it.

Other then that shit I have bills to pay and a lack of money as usual. Feel free to donate in the sidebar if you wish, though I'm sure none of you will. That's about all of my personal shit I really feel like going into, since not much changes anyway. I'm sure if I got a job I would post about that, but I'm still as jobless as ever.

Can't really think of much else, mostly video games these past few weeks. So I guess there really isn't much else to say. Any game recommendations feel free to comment with and I'll give them a shot. Hell just leave any sort of comment if you like seeing as I don't get any ever and I know I have page views on this thing so someone must be reading it.

So until next month at some point before it ends,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand

I really don't feel like making a long post today because I'd rather do other shit.

So here's a really cute Yasuna hugging a pillow and a few short words to tie you over.

I'm really happy lately despite the fact that I have an email inbox full of job rejection notices. Then again when am I not happy?

Anime this season I'm watching several shows, all of them a good because I only watch good shows because I have the best taste and anyone who says different is wrong.

I'm playing ARAM on LoL because Proving grounds is the best map ever and I love not knowing who I'm going to play as. It's like picking Mokujin in Tekken and that makes me happy. I'm also playing DayZ which is pretty fun for an mod in its alpha state however there are a few problems with it. There is no incentive to kill zombies for one thing, everyone shoots on sight. If you think differently you are wrong, literally everyone who does not know you will shoot you on sight, there is no incentive to actually approach others and/or let them stay alive. That in itself keeps people from killing zombies because if you shoot a zombie then people will hear your gunshots and immediately hunt you down. even if all you have is a shitty pistol and one magazine, they're not going to loot your corpse, they don't need what you have, they just want you dead so they can have that number next to the word "Murder." Also hacking is a really big problem.

That's about all I can think of talking about, I'll try to post earlier next month, and with more stuff. So enjoy the Yasuna picture.

Koizumi's Pimp Hand

Mind on my moé, and moé on my mind.

Well here is my updated shelf this year, with my new sweet loots from Fanime 2012. It was a pretty ballin' event if I do say so myself. We all had a fun time and got some cool swag. I'm especially happy with my Alter Uiharu figure. The Wolverine cosplay I threw together was a big success, people really enjoyed it. I'll have con pics and close up picks of my swag up later at some point so that you guys can check it out.

My birthday also happened which was pretty cool, I got money, Diablo 3 from Tiny, and Shizu got me a Brown Eyed Girls poster which he had to order online since getting posters in Korea is apparently complicated. I'm also expecting another gift from Korea though since Lathy went there while we were at Fanime and she said she'd get me something. I still have no idea what it might be though. I'm excited either way. Also, my Aunt got me a cake. I've been eating it myself for like the past several days because no one else likes cake and I'm not a huge fat ass who can eat a whole cake in one sitting. I was also contemplating getting myself a Vita with my birthday money, however I think it may be better to just hold off on that until I have a job.

Also there is supposed to be an /a/ meet-up in SF at some point early next month. It's for all the northern California bunch of us. That should be pretty neat. We're all just gonna be a bunch of weaboo fags running around Japantown enjoying our nipponese shit and making fun of other weaboos.

Me and my vent crew have been listening to /jp/ radio which is pretty awesome. It's like having our own private radio station, if only there was some way to get it into my car. My car radio is actually going to get installed on Monday, which is awesome because I miss music while driving. However I still need to fix my fucking car because one of my cylinders is misfiring. God I love all the problems this car causes me.

Anime and comics and shit I will update on next month. New season starts then and comic wise I've been falling behind. However I have been reading the manga for "The World God Only Knows" and that has been fun. Especially since I've just passed all the anime content. Homestuck is getting pretty wacky, that's about as much as I can say on that.

I guess that's really all I have for now, I'll try to get the pics up soon. I'll make an edit with a link when they are ready. So until next time!

The,

nutella.

Buckle Up,
Homestuck


EDIT: Alright, here is the picture link.
Fanime 2012 Shit

So I put the gun to my head and said...

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPERSONA! (The fact that this fan art exists is amazing, despite being P4 and not P3 as my title references.)

So yeah, I've been playing a shit ton of Persona 3 Portable. It's been a while since I've played a good turn based RPG, and holy shit I am loving this game. The only problem I have with it is basically the fact that to max all my Social Links I have to be a player. Now don't get me wrong, I don't doubt my skills when it comes to macking on multiple ladies at once, but I really do like just picking one girl and being faithful and the game doesn't let me. I just wanted to spend time with Yuko, hell she said she loved me, I feel horrible going after other girls after that. I guess also I wish I could have fit the name "Koizumi d'Pimphandia" however "Koizumi Pimphand" fit so that was good, it also cracks me up that Mitsuru uses your last name when she talks to you so she calls me "Pimphand." Other than that though, I love the shit out of the game. Once I'm done with it though, I know I'm going to want to play Persona 4, however I really don't want to buy a game and component cables for my PS2. However, since later this year Persona 4: The Golden will be coming out on the Vita, this now is a huge selling point for me to get a Vita.

As for this season in anime, I am watching Korean Zombie S2, Nyarlko, Medaka Box, Jormangand, and Upotte!! Zombie I love as much as season 1 although as the show goes on I keep getting more and more drawn to Yuki over Haruna, but I love them both. Nyarlko is pretty funny, like the references they make to other things always crack me up. Medaka Box is alright, even though I literally picked it up only for Aki Toyosaki in a role where she's not doing her high pitched voice. Jormangand is fucking awesome because... well... HER NAME IS KOKO SHE IS LOCO I SAID OH NO! Then there is Upotte. I love Upotte. It's cute girls who are assault rifles, doing cute things. L85A1 is my raifu, no question. I have some older stuff I want to download and watch since I've had them on my backlog for a while now. I did just finish re-watching Berserk though. Lathy hadn't seen it yet and I told her it is like, a required watch, no questions, and I forced her to watch it. She loved it, she's going to start reading the manga now. That pleased me. I had a lot of fun re-watching it with her and I can't wait to watch more shit together, I had a blast. Watching Berserk again also reignited my passion for the series and I am now even more excited for the Golden Age movies. I'm still iffy about the whole 3D thing they do with it, but I should still enjoy it. Also, I guess I could have put this in the video game section earlier, but Dragon's Dogma comes out on Tuesday and I must own that game. I can make Guts and give him his golden age armor and sword. I NEED IT I TELL YOU! NEED IT!

Alright, I'm going to skip comics this month since it's mostly Avengers vs X-Men and I'd rather talk about that after the whole thing is finished. However I will make a not that The Avengers was one of the greatest movies I have seen in my entire life. No question. It was fucking brilliant.

So, in less then a week now, I will be leaving for Fanime. On Tuesday I pick up Guy from the airport, then unless Deepfag winds up going up with his friend on Thursday, I will have Deepfag come stay the night at my house so we can all leave early Friday morning (unless we all decide to go Thursday and pull all-nighters). Should be a ballin' time though either way. I don't have too much money this year, so I most likely won't have as much swag to show off as I did last year, however I will still show off what I pick up for you guys (the 3 to 5 people who read this, even though I know that 2 of you I will be hanging out with at Fanime).

Well, I guess that is really all I have to say at the moment, I was in an extremely good mood as I have been for the past couple of weeks so I thought I might as well do my pre-Fanime update now. I'll be back again next month unless I feel the need to do some last minute post about something before Fanime. Also next month will of course be the post-Fanime post which might not come until after my birthday that way I can just bunch them together, unless I actually feel like doing multiple posts next month. So until next time ya'll.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPeace out,

Koizumi d'Pimphandia
Future Emperor of the Planet

My daughter is a smart cookie.

This is a public service announcement, my daughter Tiny is a really smart cookie and awesome and demanded I make a post stating such.

This ends the announcement.

Koizumi's Pimp Hand

P.S. I couldn't think of a picture to represent Tiny so I posted my daughteru. They are both small.

I have all the luck! Allllllll of it.

Both good and bad.

So you know what, let's start with the bad.

1. Piles of debt.
2. Car getting broken into.
3. High deductible on my car insurance causing more debt.
4. Can't even get hired at for jobs I'm over qualified for.
5. Losing my entire CD collection in said car theft.

Alright I don't really want to go into much detail about all of that. Just let it be known I've had a bunch of pains in my ass lately because of said bad luck.

Now on to good things, we'll count these the opposite way. So it's some kind of cooky reflection to the bad luck or whatever.

5. I can grow some pretty rad Wolverine-like facial hair pretty damn quick.
4. I've found a way to fill in boredom gaps when i don't feel like playing video games or watching stuff.
3. I had a Family Reunion the other day, and they had free beer.
2. I now own my favorite arc of X-23 in physical comic book form.
1. I have a really good friend who I'm glad I'm able to talk more now being that she winds up making me smile like a big old idiot all the time and takes my mind off of the shitty luck I've had lately. Even if we wind up keeping each other up until like 6 in the morning sometimes.

Quick anime notes. Nichibros and Nisemonogatari were both amazing. The Nisemono toothbrush scene is the sexiest scene I've seen in any form of entertainment in my entire life. This season I'm watching Korean Zombie Desk Chair S2 and Upotte!! Might pick up a couple more shows if I feel like it, and I'm actually watching Code Geass so that I can troll it legitimately.

Fanime notes. It's getting close, me and some /a/ people will be there of course including none other than DEEPFAG FROM THE CAVERNS OF PRETENTIA. If you want to say hi to me let me know and we'll figure out how to get in touch. Should be really fun though, I'm looking forward to it.

Note on post picture. I couldn't think of who I wanted to put a picture of I honestly considered Hedyeh from Ladies vs Butlers for a second, however since I know this post was mostly going to revolve around me, I decided a Koizumi picture would suffice.

This is really all I got for now, I should get some sleep. Gotta do yard work and shit tomorrow.

See you all next month. Or if for some reason I feel like updating this sooner.

Koizumi's Pimp Hand

P.S. Sorry Tiny this post was about me, not you. You're still awesome though, and short.

P.P.S. If any of you see that Wasted Sunsets faggot yell at him to catch up on Homestuck so I can yell at him about it.

CALL YO MAMA IN THE ROOM AND SHOW HER HOW GREAT YOU ARE!

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BADASS BITCH RIGHT HERE!

This is Kaori Nishidake, and she is the trickiest mother fucker to ever touch a god damn snowboard. Now some of ya'll might be sitting there going, "Koizumi, what the fuck are you going on about with this short ass update?" Well I'm here to tell you that the new SSX game is fucking amazing.

It doesn't fucking matter which system you own, Xbox360 or PS3, you need to go out and buy this game right mother fucking now and hit the god damn slopes. This game is guaranteed fucking fun! When was the last fucking time you had fucking fun with a video game? TOO LONG AGO, THAT'S THE FUCKING ANSWER! GO OUT AND BUY THIS SHIT!

(In all honesty SSX is a really good game and I think whoever actually reads my stupid blog has a good chance of enjoying it. In fact if you get the PS3 version hit me up and I'll get you my PSN name so we can go challenge scores against each other and shit.)

YES THIS IS ALL THIS FUCKING UPDATE, I HAVE TO GO DO MORE SICK FUCKING FLIPS AND GOD DAMN PIROUETTE MOTHER FUCKING GRIND AIRS! UNTIL NEXT TIME BITCHES!

TRICKY AS FUCK,
KOIZUMI'S MOTHER FUCKING PIMP HAND

"I only write money" -Drilldrill 2012

So, I've been told by a couple people now that I should update this. Yeah I kept saying I should update in January but that never happened. Then I got sick for a while, and that postponed it even more. It's all good though, because here I am now, updatin' this shiz like a boss.

It's Valentine's Day, aka the most useless holiday in the world. I won't go into this though because I've already gone into it with multiple people and so far they all see my point. However, as most holidays, I do spend them with my waifu. As you can see we had a glorious day filled with whatever food I could find because I'm poor, and a Pac-Man plush, and Gunstar Heroes. All in all it was a very fun day though.

Got to play some LoL with my buds and use my new Deadpool Kennen skin. I'm a shitty Ken player but now that I have the skin I've always wanted, I plan to get better with him. I also have been playing some DOTA 2, and Super Monday Night Combat. They are pretty cool. I also borrowed Arkham City from Wombo, and have yet to start playing that.

Been watching a ton of Adventure Time, and by a ton I mean that's basically all I watch. Outside of the anime I'm watching this season, but I'll get to them in a second. You see, I got tired of watching bad TV all day, so I downloaded all of AT, put it on my PS3 and now instead of watching bad TV I just watch all of AT. I'm planning on doing the same for Regular Show, and possibly Chowder. Feels good man. As for anime, I'm watching Kill Me Baby, Nisemonogatari, Amagami SS+, Milky Holmes S2, and Daily Lives of High School Boys(Nichibros). Kill Me Baby is a nice lighthearted little show with so many likeable characters. Like there is no character I don't like, then again there are only 4 characters, but I love them all. Milky Holmes I'm kinda behind on and need to catch up, but so far I like it just as much as the first season. Amagami I'm enjoying, then again it's Amagami, why wouldn't I enjoy it? Nisemonogatari is amazing, which is understandable for me being that I loved Bakemonogatari. Then, there is Nichibros. Holy shit, I don't think I've laughed that loud and that hard at any show in a while. Fucking Hidenori is a boss and damn near anything he does has me dying. It's so fucking good. I highly recommend it to anyone.

While I was sick I read my comics as I usually do, Venom is still amazing, I read all of X-23 and it was awesome and Jubilee is awesome in it too. A shit ton of other X-Men titles are really good, I still love Avengers Academy and Deadpool might become interesting for the first time in a while. I also picked up my first DC title with Red Lanterns, it seemed interesting to me, I've always like the Lanterns but just never got around to reading anything, but Red Lanterns seemed interesting enough for me to start. Then again I fly through comics, so I needed more to read while sick, so I decided, "Why the fuck not, I'll read me some Naruto." It was alright actually and I enjoys some good portions of it. All in all I did some enjoyable reading.

Lets see, other then that stuff nothing interesting has really happened lately. I'm prepping for Fanime, got my ticket and room all squared away. That shit should be boss as usual. Still trying to get a job, I'd like to get one soon so I can afford cool shit at Fanime. Still don't know if I'm going to cosplay or not this year, lets just see how things go.

Well this really is about all I got. Hopefully I'll update again soon, won't make any promises or anything because, well, you guys know how bad I am at updating. Aight, so until next time ya'll.

Buckle Up,
Koizumi's Pimp Hand
aka
Koizumi d'Pimphandia
aka
The Tex-Mex Hero
aka
Manny Two-Hands
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Drive-by Cardoso
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KP90H
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Itsuki the Killer
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Skillshot

Alright that's enough alternate names for now.