Tuesday, March 6, 2012

CALL YO MAMA IN THE ROOM AND SHOW HER HOW GREAT YOU ARE!


LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BADASS BITCH RIGHT HERE!

This is Kaori Nishidake, and she is the trickiest mother fucker to ever touch a god damn snowboard. Now some of ya'll might be sitting there going, "Koizumi, what the fuck are you going on about with this short ass update?" Well I'm here to tell you that the new SSX game is fucking amazing.

It doesn't fucking matter which system you own, Xbox360 or PS3, you need to go out and buy this game right mother fucking now and hit the god damn slopes. This game is guaranteed fucking fun! When was the last fucking time you had fucking fun with a video game? TOO LONG AGO, THAT'S THE FUCKING ANSWER! GO OUT AND BUY THIS SHIT!

(In all honesty SSX is a really good game and I think whoever actually reads my stupid blog has a good chance of enjoying it. In fact if you get the PS3 version hit me up and I'll get you my PSN name so we can go challenge scores against each other and shit.)

YES THIS IS ALL THIS FUCKING UPDATE, I HAVE TO GO DO MORE SICK FUCKING FLIPS AND GOD DAMN PIROUETTE MOTHER FUCKING GRIND AIRS! UNTIL NEXT TIME BITCHES!

TRICKY AS FUCK,
KOIZUMI'S MOTHER FUCKING PIMP HAND

1 comment:

  1. Next post should be about how awesome I am.

    ~Tiny

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